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"Blonde Cooking"
We knew she was having a Blonde day when she decided to bake an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan her some extra bowls!
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go, some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts, and we never are the same.
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LET'S CONNECT:
1. I am collecting "Blonde Jokes" if you have any please send them to me.
2. Have you had a "Blonde Day" lately, tell me about it.
3. If you have any suggestions on the newsletter or website, let me know.
4. How do you like this shorter version format? Or do you prefer having everything in the newsletter?
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Summer Vacations
One of our readers shared these BBQ Rules with me this month, I laughed my mascara and eyeliner off. I hope you enjoy the "Rules" too.
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine..
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - cold drink in hand.
Here comes the important part:
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Seen & Heard
I didn't have potatoes, so I substituted rice. I didn't have any paprika, so I used another spice. I didn't have tomato sauce, so I used tomato paste. (whole can, not half, I don't believe in waste.) My friend gave me this recipe and said, "You can't beat it!" There must be something wrong with her! I COULDN'T EVEN EAT IT !
Reflections from Karan:
Summer is the times we all seem to do a lot of extra traveling. My husband does not ask for directions, he thinks if he keeps driving we will eventually get there. While, I have been known to roll the window down at a stop light, and holler at the person next to me about directions. (Which happened in Amsterdam, as I was enquiring about directions with the lady next to us, the light changed, we took off down the road, the lady hung out the window of her car and handed me her map, waved and was gone.) My husband was so embarrassed, “ I could have found it.” He said, I assured him that our vacation was not that long!!!
Have you ever wondered why men and women are so different in taking and giving directions?
If a man gives directions, it goes like this; Go three miles, turn left, go seven miles, turn right, then go a quarter of a mile and you will see it on your right, you can’t miss it! Now I am blonde and a creative thinker is there a three-mile sign, how will I know? With these directions I could end up in someone's cow pasture, never to be seen again. ©
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Give me a sense of humor, Lord, give me the Grace to see the joke. To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
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