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What do you call a BLONDE in the snow? A SNOW FLAKE!
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How many BLONDE'S does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100... one to stir, and 99 to peel the M & M's!
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LET'S CONNECT:
While you are at the website, take the survey on the home page, at the end of March I will give you the results.
1. I am collecting "Blonde Jokes" if you have any please send them to me.
2. Have you had a "Blonde Day" lately, tell me about it.
3. If you have any suggestions on the newsletter or website, let me know.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known…... it wasn't Rudolph, it was RUBY!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL
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FUNNY, FUNNY, MOTHER
See Mother, See Mother laugh. Mother is happy, Mother is happy about Christmas. Mother has many plans. Mother is organized. Mother smiles all the time. Funny, Funny Mother. See Mother. See Mother smile. Mother is happy.The shopping is all done. See the children watch TV. Watch, children Watch. See children change minds. See them ask Santa for different toys. Look, Look, Mother is not smiling. Funny, Funny Mother.
See Mother. See Mother sew. Mother will make dresses. Mother will make robes. Mother will make shirts. See Mother put the zipper in wrong. See Mother sew dress on the wrong side. See mother cut the skirt to short. See mother put the material away until January.
Look, look, see mother take a tranquilizer.
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Reflections from Karan:
Can you relate, to Funny, Funny, mother?
Although all of us could relate to the Funny, Funny mother story, TIME seems to be the one thing we long for, but never seem to have enough of. And when we get a few minutes we are usually too tired to enjoy it.
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The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
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