In this issue
NEWSFLASH: Blonde fired from Banana plantation for throwing out the bent ones.
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If God Could
If God could hang the stars on high, Can paint the cloulds that drift by; Can send the sun across the sky. What could He do for you?
If He can send a storm through space, And dot the trees the mountian's face; If He, the sparrow's way can trace, What could He do for you?s
If God can do such little things, As count our hairs, or birds that sing, Control the universe that swings, What could He do for you
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Everyone Has Blonde Days
December 15, 2008 will be the last day I will be accepting "Blonde Days" stories for our book. Also, if you have any blonde jokes please send then in. THANK YOU.
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LET'S CONNECT:
1. I am collecting "Blonde Jokes" if you have any please send them to me.
2. Have you had a "Blonde Day" lately, tell me about it.
3. If you have any suggestions on the newsletter or website, let me know.
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October Winds
Description
The Stress Diet
This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
Instructions for Stress Diet
BREAKFAST:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk
LUNCH:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce
DINNER:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars
LATE EVENING NEWS:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)
RULES FOR THIS DIET:
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Reflections from Karan:
The stresses of life seem to be piling up every day. I watch the housing and stock markets slide, the cost of fuel, food, and living expenses rise, and wonder if things will ever return to normal. As I travel, I find others are feeling that same kind of stress too. Many times I try to comfort myself with the potato chips, brownies, and cheesecake. However, after I have comforted myself with all those goodies I feel stuffed and guilty (especially when my husband wants to know what happened to the whole cheesecake and the carton of Ice cream) “did we have company? He asks.
I find it astounding that in times of great stress, I run to the panty for some comfort food hoping it will make me feel better, instead of seeking the great Comforter who has everything I need. I run around trying to fix everything myself, as if I have complete control. (Besides, doesn’t worry and stress makes me feel sooooo… much better, as I take two extra strength aspirins and lay in a heap on the bed.) God where are you? I would ask.
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There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something better tomorrow.
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